How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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