Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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