- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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