- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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