Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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womens rights

God

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

This is funny.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I have a gay camel

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Im batman...suck it losers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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