What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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