What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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PEANIS!

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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I agree

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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