what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

who is awesome? no one...

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

more chocolate?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

bacon

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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