- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What is the meaning of life? 42

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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