It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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homosexuals are gay

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Jimmy Saville

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Winter

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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