What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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The WNBA

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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