- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Help I'm being raped!

What color is red paint? Red

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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