- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What is a chair?

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

God wrote this joke.................................

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Poop

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Nickelback.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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