Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Abortion

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Anti Joke

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