whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Y u do dis?

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Weed.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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