Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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