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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Tough crowd tonight...

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Blake wilkeys hair style

just in time?

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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