- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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