- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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