Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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