- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A baby seal walks into a club.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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