What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

I will create more jobs for americans

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

kcuf read it backwards

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Anti Joke

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