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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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