- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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