An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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