Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Black Friday

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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