- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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