- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Do you like apples? Yes

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

knock knock? come in

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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