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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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