- Anti Joke

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.