- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Women's rights.

Potato!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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