I bet you read this. Told ya.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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