- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

The Morman Religion.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What comes after 69? 70

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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