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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

I'm Jewish

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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