what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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