- Anti Joke

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.