- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Elizabeth Warren

The Game.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

say cheese

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Women's Rights

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Anti Joke

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