- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

mental kid

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Im black

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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