- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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