What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

taking out the trash... at night

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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