What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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