Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

roses are red violets are blue

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

whats white jizz

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Poop

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

poop

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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