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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why was the woman?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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