What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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