How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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lol

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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