- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What's a joke? Funny

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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