Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Women's Rights

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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