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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Where are you going Your house

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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