What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Refrigerator

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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