why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Barack Obama

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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