- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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