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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

religion

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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