A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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