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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.