- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats better than 24? 25.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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