- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Mormons having fun.

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