A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Agent 47.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Get off my porch.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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