What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

VAGINA.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Jews

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What comes after 69? 70

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

once you go black your credit goes wack

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Yo mama is so fat she died

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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