why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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This is a joke

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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