- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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