- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Justin Bieber

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

pull my finger (farts)

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Mormons having fun.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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