there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Needless to say,

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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The Holocaust

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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