What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's a good joke? Not this one.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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