what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

what tall and looks like a jew?

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

like most people my age. im 27

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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