horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A man sat on a chair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Jews

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VAGINA.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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