- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

5 people are walking

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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