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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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