Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

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