One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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