kcuf read it backwards

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Religionh

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