- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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