- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

david poredos

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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