What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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