Wigan.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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